Survival Hacks for the Undead
Welcome, fellow undead. In a world full of living humans, it's not always easy being a corpse. But don't worry, we've got some survival tips to help you make it through the night.
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- 1. Practice your "brain-eating face" in the mirror. It's a skill that takes practice.
- 2. Learn to love the feeling of dirt between your teeth. It's a real game-changer.
- 3. Develop your "moan" skills. It's a great way to get some exercise while also scaring off potential threats.
- 4. Find a good "graveyard" to live in. Trust me, some of these places have great views.
Need more tips or just want to see what other hacks we have? Check out our Zombie Hacks page or our Undead Humor page for some laughs.